By: Andy in Beds
- 29th September 2004 at 16:11Permalink- Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Colin:
'Oh Maggie, you don't really expect me to climb into those ludicrous garmets do you?'
Maggie:
'Yup, I've always wanted to sh*g you while you wear my underwear, I've discovered I've got a thing about WAAFs, which might be a good thing considering it's only 1940 and there's five more years of war and foreign postings still to come.'
By: Snapper
- 29th September 2004 at 23:26Permalink- Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"They've got the Red Lion"
Not Funny. Not funny at all. No. Bloody Spaniards.
I am sitting here in stitches you lot. How long have you wanted to say that Wojtek?
"Goot arftearnoon"
"Good afternoon Sir, have a nice flight? You are looking well today. May I have some silk for my wife to make some sexy undergarments please?"
"Have you called your wife?"
"Yes sir, but no answer. I guess she's busy shafting the landlord again".
"Hello Rabbit Leader, I thought that was you up there"
"Don't think, don't look, read the bloody great white letter on the side. C for CO. Jesus boy, lucky Jerry has those bloody black shapes"
"You do realise the audience will have to see this"
"Oh, can I sing then? I do a great Nees aap mavvah Brahn"
"Messerschmitts"
"They're Heinkels"
"They're Messerschmitts"
"Oh suit yer ****in self you know it all *******. You're always so smart, aincha? Finks you knows it all eh? You waits till the twins ere wot you said, they'll do you, you little ****t"
"I give yer sister one in a bomb crater for a penny"
"Repeat please"
"Is your receiver working?
"Repeat please"
" v ch hss "
"Oh Colin"
"Who the bloody hell is Colin? Have you been putting it about with all and sunndry again you trout-pouting slapper?"
"Don't you shout at me Mr Warwick!"
"Sorry, forgot I had my walkman in. Give us a fag will ya?"
"Some of the girls are using their gasmask bags as handbags"
"Can I have a webbing pouch for me tampons then please sir?
"Who's he trying to kid?"
"Who?"
"What?"
"You said "Who's he trying to kid?"
"I know I did"
"Well, who's who trying to kid?"
"That pilot"
"What pilot?"
"Him in the bloody Hurricane"
"Oh, umm, dunno. Why?"
"Just wondering."
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By: crazymainer
- 29th September 2004 at 23:34Permalink- Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Goering
Now Come, my friends these Morris Dance steps are easy, I'm here to help you, Foehn anything you want?
Foehn Nothing now sir but maybe latter you can arrange a visit from AIB
Goering
Falke?
Falka Yes a visit by Mr. Steve "Patty" Patterson and his World Renoun Morris Dancers and a nice Keg of English Stout
Goering Bloody Hell whats wrong with are German Lagers
By: Snapper
- 29th September 2004 at 23:35Permalink- Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Undercarriage lever a bit sticky was it sir?"
"Why yes, it was"
"That's why we give you gloves"
"...can't believe Sedan has fallen"
"Sedan can't fall, it's a town in Northern France. Not an apple. Apple's fall, that's gravity. I saw it in this book once."
"Goot arftearnoon"
"Do you have anything to declare sir?"
By: EN830
- 30th September 2004 at 12:30Permalink- Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Vor ist der USAAF ?
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By: crazymainer
- 30th September 2004 at 12:44Permalink- Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Scene: Goering is looking throu the Panoramic Viewer and ask the German Officier Dover, the General replies No you Fat Slob its USA as a matter of Fact its the White Cliffs of the State of Maine home of Crazymainers. :D :eek:
Cheers Crazymainer
New
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By: Olivier Lacombe
- 30th September 2004 at 13:33Permalink- Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
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By: Andy in Beds - 29th September 2004 at 16:11 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Colin:
'Oh Maggie, you don't really expect me to climb into those ludicrous garmets do you?'
Maggie:
'Yup, I've always wanted to sh*g you while you wear my underwear, I've discovered I've got a thing about WAAFs, which might be a good thing considering it's only 1940 and there's five more years of war and foreign postings still to come.'
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By: pimpernel - 29th September 2004 at 16:16 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Colin.
"get away from the window and draw the curtains"
Maggie.
" I can't, I've not got any paper or pencil!"
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By: von Perthes - 29th September 2004 at 16:51 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
'Morris dancers my ar*e'
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By: Olivier Lacombe - 29th September 2004 at 17:56 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Roger Mav, let's get 'em"
"Ach, look ofer zer, vat iz zis bik zing mit feuer behint it?"
Posts: 355
By: John Boyle - 29th September 2004 at 20:42 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Commander to a pilot who say's he can't go up today because of a head cold....
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to fly."
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By: John Boyle - 29th September 2004 at 20:58 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Speaking of Monty Python how about...
"Nobody expects the Spanish Air Force..."
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By: crazymainer - 29th September 2004 at 22:05 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Achtung Morris Dancers"
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By: Snapper - 29th September 2004 at 23:26 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"They've got the Red Lion"
Not Funny. Not funny at all. No. Bloody Spaniards.
I am sitting here in stitches you lot. How long have you wanted to say that Wojtek?
"Goot arftearnoon"
"Good afternoon Sir, have a nice flight? You are looking well today. May I have some silk for my wife to make some sexy undergarments please?"
"Have you called your wife?"
"Yes sir, but no answer. I guess she's busy shafting the landlord again".
"Hello Rabbit Leader, I thought that was you up there"
"Don't think, don't look, read the bloody great white letter on the side. C for CO. Jesus boy, lucky Jerry has those bloody black shapes"
"You do realise the audience will have to see this"
"Oh, can I sing then? I do a great Nees aap mavvah Brahn"
"Messerschmitts"
"They're Heinkels"
"They're Messerschmitts"
"Oh suit yer ****in self you know it all *******. You're always so smart, aincha? Finks you knows it all eh? You waits till the twins ere wot you said, they'll do you, you little ****t"
"I give yer sister one in a bomb crater for a penny"
"Repeat please"
"Is your receiver working?
"Repeat please"
" v ch hss "
"Oh Colin"
"Who the bloody hell is Colin? Have you been putting it about with all and sunndry again you trout-pouting slapper?"
"Don't you shout at me Mr Warwick!"
"Sorry, forgot I had my walkman in. Give us a fag will ya?"
"Some of the girls are using their gasmask bags as handbags"
"Can I have a webbing pouch for me tampons then please sir?
"Who's he trying to kid?"
"Who?"
"What?"
"You said "Who's he trying to kid?"
"I know I did"
"Well, who's who trying to kid?"
"That pilot"
"What pilot?"
"Him in the bloody Hurricane"
"Oh, umm, dunno. Why?"
"Just wondering."
Posts: 1,074
By: crazymainer - 29th September 2004 at 23:34 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Goering
Now Come, my friends these Morris Dance steps are easy, I'm here to help you, Foehn anything you want?
Foehn Nothing now sir but maybe latter you can arrange a visit from AIB
Goering
Falke?
Falka Yes a visit by Mr. Steve "Patty" Patterson and his World Renoun Morris Dancers and a nice Keg of English Stout
Goering Bloody Hell whats wrong with are German Lagers
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By: Snapper - 29th September 2004 at 23:35 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Undercarriage lever a bit sticky was it sir?"
"Why yes, it was"
"That's why we give you gloves"
"...can't believe Sedan has fallen"
"Sedan can't fall, it's a town in Northern France. Not an apple. Apple's fall, that's gravity. I saw it in this book once."
"Goot arftearnoon"
"Do you have anything to declare sir?"
"Tomato Heinz, Tomato Heinz"
"Mayonnaise Hellmans, Mayonnaise Hellmans"
"Pickle Branston, Pickle Branston"
"Teach me your Idle Polish Chit-chat"
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By: station357 - 30th September 2004 at 07:15 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Low tech:
"The best way to shoot down one of the bombers is to forget about going for the engines, go for the strings instead."
High tech:
"Damn, can't shake these CGI guys off my tail."
Regards,
Paul
Posts: 1,004
By: Guzzineil - 30th September 2004 at 07:32 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Uxbridge Sector Room, height of the battle..
Park to Churchill..
sorry sir but for the comfort of our guests and collegues this has been designated a no smoking area..
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By: JDK - 30th September 2004 at 09:39 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
You know chaps, I think this will make a great sequel. World premiere at DX, 30th Oct... Bring your own line, and shout it out when requested... :D
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By: stewart1a - 30th September 2004 at 09:46 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
only if we can borrow aircraft
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By: EN830 - 30th September 2004 at 12:29 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
What do you have in reserve?
Beckham, Rooney and Owen sir.
Good that's what I told the PM
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By: EN830 - 30th September 2004 at 12:30 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Vor ist der USAAF ?
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By: crazymainer - 30th September 2004 at 12:44 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Scene: Goering is looking throu the Panoramic Viewer and ask the German Officier Dover, the General replies No you Fat Slob its USA as a matter of Fact its the White Cliffs of the State of Maine home of Crazymainers. :D :eek:
Cheers Crazymainer
Posts: 201
By: Olivier Lacombe - 30th September 2004 at 13:33 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Karel, Messerschmitt on your tail!"
"Roger, Franta!"
All of this said in Czech of course!
Posts: 8,195
By: JDK - 30th September 2004 at 13:36 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Trusting in God and praying for 'The A-Team'."
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By: EN830 - 30th September 2004 at 13:42 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Goring "If we loose now we deserve to get our arses kicked"
German officer "Me first please"