Alternative Battle of Britain Film Quotes

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The theme goes something like this...

"Messershmitts"
" 'einkels"
"Messerchmitts!"
"Oh yeh they r..."
"Don't u no anyfing? Come on, lets go for a swim"

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But the boys spoil her so . . .

We either go up or blow up . . .

and,

My all time favourite

Good afternoon my arse!

MH

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RING RING RING

"Lookout...right"

RRRWWWW RRRRRRRWWWWWWWW RRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

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(At least I understand the game!)

"So will you apply for the posting?"

"Of course I will darling Moggy"

"Good girl, now lets go up stairs and get filthy"

"I was waiting for you to say that. I've brought the rubber gear"

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"So my friend, I have chastised you enough. Tell me, what do you want"

"Justa one Cornetto...."

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Now look what you've started. Seafury fan, you have a lot to answer for.

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Michael Caine shouting at Luftwaffe crew during 'duxford' hangar destruction scene...

"you're only supposed to blow the bl**dy doors off!!"

:D

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Well done Guzzineil - that's priceless! :D :D

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"Spring chicken to roast chicken in one easy lesson" ;)

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'Dwa trzy zerowy'

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"Steer 230"
" OK, I heard you, no need to repeat"
"Steer 230"
" OK, I heard you, no need to repeat"

Regards,

Paul

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Dowding: "I don't care how many Messerscmitts they've shot down, this the the Battle of Britain, so tell the foreigners to keep out."

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"Sir, it's Steve Patterson!"

"That's all we need now..." :D

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"Home lads, time for coffee..."

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Indeed, I missed the point,

Thinking head now on . . .

"Good afternoon"

BANG!

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"It's unforgivable, I lost my temper, gave him a good kicking and jumped on his head."

"Darling, and he was so nice, for a German."

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"Don't any of you Jerries do the tango?"

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The scene is set at Duxford,the actors are in their places,cameras are ready and the sound mics are pointing at the hangar that has been surrounded in dynamite for the BIG hangar blowing up scene.
The director shouts LIGHTS,CAMRA [the real ale bods :) ]and just as he shouts ACTION , a man steps up and says "scuse me but thats a preserved building you can't do that :p

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"They've got the Red Lion"

Mark

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"ell 'ave to drink at the - Oh bugger..." CUT!

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"Thanks awfully old boy - but I don't smoke... Has your dad got any Gin?"