Alternative Battle of Britain Film Quotes

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"Where are you going with those visitors?"

"Officers sweeping up the mess, NCO's to the yard brooms Sir"

"Like hell, they're not responsible for all that, we'll clear it up later"

"But what about the officers Sir"

"Get them all a drink!"

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Scene, --- one minute before 109's strafe the french airfield just after the Hurricanes take off.
"OK Flight ,you know what to do with those lame ducks,
Take them to bits gently,label them,get all the spares you can and crate them up and ship them to my home address,you never know someone may want to make a film about this one day :D

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"I haven't seen him since my little escapade with that hot blonde" ;)

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"Thanks awfully old boy - but I don't smoke... Has your dad got any Gin?"

Or:

Do you like movies with gladiators . . .

Melv

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Kenneth Moore: Fancy a Quickie in the trench?

Susannah York: You betcha big boy

BOOOOOM

Susannah York: Well, the earth moved for me.

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Or:

Do you like movies with gladiators . . .

Melv

:D

Or:

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Susannah: "Is that a tin leg, or are you just pleased to see me?"

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Just after the Frenchie jumps into the Hurricane cockpit at the beginning:

RAF Pilot - "So, you ever joined the Mile High club?"

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The book being read by the Polish pilot Ox near the end:

"1000 words in Glaswegian" ;)

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they got the rose and crown, that'll teach the bugger to go have a sneaky jar down the local.
Greg

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"On yer 'ead, Jamie!"

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steer 230.
retreat please,
who d'ya think you are, the bloody italian airforce!!!

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goood arfternooon,
cut the crap, gimmi yer fags and yer wallet and yer watch.....NOW!!!

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Corporal where are you taking those Vultures ?

To the zoo this morning sir and the cinema this afternoon.

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DON'T YOU YELL AT ME MR WARWICK !!!!

Look you stupid blonde bitch, you go ahead and light the fag, but don't coming running to me when the whole place goes up just because you've got to feed your 40 a day habit.

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Have you called your wife? She says she's got some ointment to put on your crabs...

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Look out - those aren't Hurricanes behind you, they're Buchons!

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Muck and filth everywhere, Mr Warwick. It's like Daz's bedroom!! :D

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Did you get one.

All I got was this bloody T shirt