By: Phil Foster
- 2nd October 2004 at 18:41Permalink- Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Chris Plummer sings.....
Eidelwies, Eidelwies............................come in eidelwies this is tulip one we havn't got all day you know! Whilst that bloke commanding the Polish mob hums the tune to Van der Valk.
By: Seafuryfan
- 3rd October 2004 at 22:08Permalink- Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Why don't you cut out the clowning eh?"
(Pilot in full clown outfit, including enormous shoes, painted face and Ronald McDonald outfit, drops juggling balls and waddles off to the ready room)
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By: von Perthes - 2nd October 2004 at 11:28 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
'There's no Escort...but they have got MEN ONLY'
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By: von Perthes - 2nd October 2004 at 11:31 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
From the Director's comentary
'I told them to blow up an old banger at Duxford, not....'
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By: ...starfire - 2nd October 2004 at 12:09 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"How much longer Ops? The engine's overheating, and Spitfire Productions Ltd. cannot afford paying me all day long!"
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By: Phil Foster - 2nd October 2004 at 18:41 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Barry Foster.
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By: Moggy C - 2nd October 2004 at 18:46 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"You ain't a real Spitfire pilot. You're some East Anglian antique dealer"
Moggy
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By: Snapper - 2nd October 2004 at 18:48 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"The skipper hates cherries."
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By: stewart1a - 2nd October 2004 at 19:09 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Tomato Heinz unt uders ver ist das HP sause???
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By: SEAVIXEN176 - 2nd October 2004 at 19:40 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
ewill ave to drink at the rose & crown thats if they will ave im ????
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By: Slybird - 2nd October 2004 at 22:35 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
'The erks have other things on thier minds now that spearmint rhinos opened up'
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By: Olivier Lacombe - 2nd October 2004 at 22:44 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Cosley Control, Rabbit squadron..."
"Roger that Rabbit, climb to FL290, cleared direct Heathrow enroute Paris..."
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By: Slybird - 2nd October 2004 at 22:50 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Kenneth More to SY 'You know they can do wonders nowadays.....simple metal tube through the back of the neck..make a lovely goldfish!!' :diablo:
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By: ...starfire - 2nd October 2004 at 23:29 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Rabbit Leader, gear up"
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By: Snapper - 3rd October 2004 at 00:14 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!
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By: Moggy C - 3rd October 2004 at 08:31 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Moggy
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By: Moggy C - 3rd October 2004 at 08:34 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Mr Warwick: "PUT THAT LIGHT OUT! Don't you know that smoking could be bad for your health Miss?"
Moggy
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By: Seafuryfan - 3rd October 2004 at 22:08 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Why don't you cut out the clowning eh?"
(Pilot in full clown outfit, including enormous shoes, painted face and Ronald McDonald outfit, drops juggling balls and waddles off to the ready room)
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By: Seafuryfan - 3rd October 2004 at 22:09 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Skipper hates Jerries"
"Laddie, you sound like a Mincer. Get on with that AF-BAF"
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By: Seafuryfan - 3rd October 2004 at 22:13 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
"Not now, Corporal, not now"
Cpl retreats, leans over to the JNCO i/c, and says "Suit yer b***y self then, b****y officers, 'ere, Eve, I was only offering 'im a cuppa"
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By: Mark12 - 4th October 2004 at 08:29 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
The back issue.
...and as the Polish contingent retorted when asked about putting back issues of Flypast and Aeroplane Monthly on to CD-Rom:-
"Repeat Fees"
"Repeat Fees"
Mark
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By: Blue Leader - 4th October 2004 at 09:18 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
Yeh, Funniest thing I've ever seen :D :D :D :D